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The lines in Vegas were pretty accurate. Other then the Yoda, everyone covered easily. The Yutes had a tougher time than expected, but easily held on for a 66-50 win over the Superstars. The Ho-Smacks kept pace with a easy 69-33 dismantling of the Irish. Chris Buckstein told the Sand In Your Stool Times, "We wanted to make sure the Yutes knew we mean business and to let the Irish know, not only do you have problems with the integrity of your coaches, but this isn't the Naval Acadamy buddy." The Packhers ended the Yoda's season, again, 65-30. The Pack have been a thorn in the Yoda team history. This is the 5th time the Pack has eliminated the Yoda franchise from the playoffs. The Round Eyes finished up the home team quadfecta by dumping the Spoiled Bananas 79-12. The game wasn't even that close. If it weren't for Doe Kim getting the 5th team players some work, they might have had the shutout. With the bracket following the chalk, The Yutes will host the 0-eyes and I know the Yutes will put up more fight than the Banana, the early line has the Eyes as the favorite, but I wouldn't bet against the defending champions. "Yo Pauly wouldn't know a favorite if it bit him on his ass." stated a pumped up Terry Dorfman. Take the points and bet on the Yutes in a runaway. The Ho-Smacks will take on the Packhers in Palm Beach which has all the makings of a XXX movie. As a Packher, could you want anything more then some smacked around Ho? Well in this case, watch what you wish for. With their minds in their pants, the Pack will fall easily to the Smacks as the Ho's will advance looking for revenge against the Yutes.

4) 0-Eyes -4 1/2 @ (1) Yutes Yutes have better match-ups this week, they roll to title game
3) Packhers @ (2) Ho-Smacks - 9 Pack can't match up. They will get pubked like a 2 bit whore

The 2002 draft is shaping up like this: (losers of each round will fall into place)

1- Cocks 2- Babes 3- Bitches 4-Junkies 5-Superstars 6-Irish 7 Yodas 8-Banana

Don't forget the Saturday games this week Any questions, I can be reached here.