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1 Round Eyes 8-3 The best regular season coach EVER! But man can this program stink it up in the playoffs
2  Yutes 8-3 Yutes fall back to the rest of the world. Reality checks in with Irish luck. Bye this week sets them up for division title.
3 Smacks 8-3 Smacks fighting for the top spot. Can they handle the pressure? Big game for division title v Junkies.
4 Superstars 7-4 They have to be butter, cause dey is on a roll! But Yutes get a bye this week, making it hard to catch them.
5 Banana 6-5 The moldy ones want the division title, but will probably have to settle for a wild card. Need win v O-Eyes this weekend.
6 Junkies 6-5 Playing very consistent since the first 3 weeks. Have to win v Smacks to have any chance at division title.
7 Yodas  5-6 A possible division winner and no better then 7th. Win v Pack will seal playoff spot.
8 Babes 5-6 Lucky for them, they still play with the Packhers. Of course, when the Bitches aren't looking. The cat fight is on this weekend!
9 Irish 5-6 They need Brady to keep carrying this team and to keep praying that everyone continues to have an off week. Irish need win v Supes to stay in playoff hunt.
10 Packhers 4-7 Pack think they are ready to roll. Would help if "the best QB in the league" would start playing like it. Huge game with Yodas this weekend.
11 Bitches  3-8 All of a sudden, she wants to not have a team next year. Amazing what losing can do to a coach.
12 Cocks 1-10 With 0-13 out of the way, they could still tie for the worst record ever, 1-13 They would love avenge last year's Stupor Bowl loss this weekend.